Regular readers will remember that earlier in the year I was lamenting the fact that my stupid GP's forced me to change GP surgery after I moved a few minutes down the road, due to their weird practice boundaries. At first I thought this was just Massively Inconvenient And Stupid, but in fact it's gone on to have far more serious ramifications.
At present I am thyrotoxic; I have way too much thyroid hormone sloshing around my body, because my pituitary tumour is producing a hormone which is overstimulating my thyroid gland. It has been getting noticeably worse recently; over the past few weeks I have had to up my dose of the beta blockers I take to control my excessively fast heartbeat from 1 - 2 per day to 2 or more frequently 3 per day. I'm noticeably more jittery, I get shaky hands sometimes, I'm getting much more tired more easily. I feel pretty rubbish right now.
The medical universe strongly agree that I need to go on lanreotide injections to stop the tumour producing thyroid stimulating hormone immediately. Like right now. Like actually we should probably have put you back on them at the start of July.
They do not agree on who should pay for it.
My injections are expensive; they cost about £750 a pop (one injection lasts for four weeks, so they cost about £27 a day). My old GP noted that they were more expensive than uranium, but he went on and prescribed them anyway.
My new GP noted that they were more expensive than uranium, and that they are now on our PCT Red List.
The Red List is a list of drugs that should only be prescribed by a specialist, not a general practitioner. It has been suggested that more PCTs are red-listing more drugs to make savings cuts. I could not possibly comment on that. What I do know is that despite the fact that my specialist endocrinologist requested my new GP prescribe them, this is apparently not enough, and after consulting with the PCT (primary care trust) she was unable to do so. The problem is complicated by the fact that the long-acting form of the drug I need (Somatuline Autogel) is not technically licensed for my condition (TSHoma). The older, short-acting form is licensed, but it only lasts ten days, and who wants injections every ten days? Essentially this is just wrangling, but my GP doesn't want to be held responsible for prescribing an unlicensed drug for me, should anything go wrong. She is playing by the book, which is a stance I can sympathise with.
Fortunately the day after I first found out about this issue, I went into the hospital for an appointment and informed my various endocrinologists of the problem. They immediately requested that the specialist nurses order in the first dose of the drug for me so that I could have it administered as soon as possible.
The nurses already have the syringe full of delicious lanreotide. It came in yesterday.
I could have had the injection yesterday. I could have had it today. I could even have it tomorrow, but I don't know if I will - because even though the first dose has been bought and paid for and is SITTING IN A FRIDGE WAITING FOR ME, they are wrangling about who should pay for the next dose.
The next dose.
WHICH I DON'T NEED TO HAVE FOR FOUR WEEKS.
The nurse was super apologetic when I called up to find out what the heck was going on (as I had been told I would probably have it yesterday or today but hadn't heard anything) and she's basically spent the whole afternoon trying to find out if she can just give me the damn injection already and work out where the next one is coming from afterwards.
There is no question that the NHS wants me to have this drug. It's the drug I need, I've had it before, plenty of other patients with my condition have had it before, it works, the licensing issue is really just a wrangle and they reckon the drug company is hoping to get it licensed for TSHoma soon anyway. All the people actually involved in my care want me to have this drug as soon as possible because being this thyrotoxic is Not A Good Thing. But no-one wants to pay for it. Which is ridiculous because it's public damn money. If the hospital pays for it, if my GP's pay for it, it doesn't matter - the net effect on the public purse is exactly the same.*
So please can I just have the damn injection already?
*Although in fact, it would probably be cheaper to the NHS overall for me to have it administered by a nurse at my GP's practice rather than an expensive and specialist endocrine nurse at the hospital whose time is probably more valuable.**
** And more expensive if my thyroid gland goes into overdrive while I'm hanging around waiting and sends me into a coma.***
***Very unlikely but actually not entirely impossible.