Bearing in mind that double points were awarded for witty answers rather than merely correct ones, I present... The Results!
The winner is... Clare! With the close runner-up Davey D. Congratulations guys, you may officially brag wildly about your knowledge of the pituitary gland and its inhabitants.
And as I did promise a praise poem for the winner:
There was a young lady named Clare
As wise (and fierce) as an owlbear.
She was a quiz queen
- quite the answer machine -
she made other contestants despair!