Lyrically Sick

Apologies for the lack of blogging of late, I have been on holiday! I cunningly set my Interesting Medical Fact of the Week to automatically post on Monday, having written it last week, but don't be fooled. I spent the weekend at the Edinburgh Festival, which was amazing, and this week I'm at my boyfriend's house many miles away, so although technically I have had access to a computer, my impetus to blog has not really been there and also, nothing that exciting and medical has happened.

But no more! I have decided to get cracking on a post I intended to write some time ago, in which I will look at the lyrics of popular songs and attempt to diagnose the singer on the basis of the symptoms they describe experiencing when viewing their beloved.

Before you judge me, perhaps I should clarify that the song selection should in no way be held as representative of my own musical preferences and was chosen purely on the basis of medically interpretable lyrics. 

First up we have:

Olly Murs - Heart Skips A Beat - Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome

So come on, spin me around 
I don’t wanna go home 
Cause when you hold me like this 
You know my heart skips, skips a beat

Olly Murs describes experiencing ectopic beats, or the sensation of a skipped or missed heartbeat - not to be confused with ectopic beets, which is when a beetroot grows in your fallopian tube. This is a very common form of cardiac arryhthmia, and indeed is really nothing to be concerned about in a healthy adult.

However, Mr Murs indicates that his palpitations occur only when the object of his affection spins him around and holds him in a particular way. This could indicate that he is suffering from postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, a condition in which the body struggles to deal with the changes in blood pressure occasioned by a change from a lying-down to an upright posture, or even by more minor changes in posture, and the heartrate increases dramatically as a result. Olly Murs may find his symptoms improved by increasing his fluid intake, taking regular exercise and wearing strong support tights.

Lady Gaga - Poker Face - Prosopagnosia

Can't read my, 
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face.

Ms Gaga reports that the apple of her eye is unable to read her poker face. Sad to say, he may well be suffering from a condition called prosopagnosia, also known as 'face blindness', in which the ability to recognise faces is affected. Sufferers may be unable to recognise even their own face, and are forced to rely on other qualities such as voice, gait, and clothing to tell people apart from one another. Ms Gaga would be able to help her friend to recognise her by, for example, picking a distinctive piece of clothing and always wearing it around him. Perhaps a hat made out of a telephone would suffice.

Katy Perry - E.T. - Capgras Delusion

Boy, you're an alien 
Your touch so foreign 
It's supernatural 
Extraterrestrial

In this song, Katy Perry appears to be under the impression that her significant other is from another planet. In this, it would seem likely that she is suffering from Capgras syndrome, in which the sufferer has the delusion that a close friend or relative has been replaced by an identical imposter. It may occur in cases of schizophrenia, dementia and brain injury, and it has been suggested that the Capgras delusion is in a sense the opposite of prosopagnosia, in that the person's ability to consciously recognise someone's face is intact, but they are lacking the unconscious emotional response to seeing the person's face.

Alas, that is all for now as I am totally out of inspiration. I may continue at some later date. Suggestions for songs/medical conditions greatly appreciated!

IMFW: Harvey Cushing

This week's IMFW is really more like an IMPW - an Interesting Medical Person of the Week. Harvey Williams Cushing is often regarded as the "father of modern neurosurgery".

An American descended from a long line of doctors, he was born in Ohio in 1869. After studying medicine, he went on to study surgery at the famous Johns Hopkins Hospital just after it had opened, then spent time in Europe before returning to Johns Hopkins as an associate professor in surgery. As well as writing about medicine, he was a talented medical illustrator and several of his drawings were published in textbooks - and as if that wasn't enough, he received the Pulitzer Prize for Biography for his biography of his mentor, William Osler.

Cushing's first monograph was on the subject of the pituitary, and on this blog, you'll have heard Cushing's name from one of his most famous discoveries, the disease named after him - Cushing's Disease; a tumour of the pituitary gland which secretes ACTH (adrenocorticotrophic hormone) and causes a range of symptoms including weight gain, bruising, sweating, high blood pressure and diabetes. Being a modest chap, he had originally named it "polyglandular syndrome", but his name stuck. However, this was far from his only contribution to medicine:

- He introduced blood pressure measurement to America

- He used x-rays to diagnose brain tumours

- He developed medical instruments which are still in use today, including the Cushing Forcep which is used during cranial surgery, the Cushing clip - a small clip for blood vessels to stop bleeding during surgery, which dramatically decreased mortality rates - and the use of electrocautery which he developed with W.T. Bovie, a physicist

- Along with a colleague, Ernest Codman, Cushing devised the first anaesthetic chart to help surgeons and anaesthetists monitor pulse, temperature and breathing - an innovation which was widely adoped

- Cushing pioneered many new surgical techniques including the use of saline for irrigation during surgery

- He developed a surgical cure for trigeminal neuralgia

- His mortality rate was around 10% - which doesn't sound hugely impressive until you realise that before he came along, mortality rates from neurosurgery were 50 - 90% depending on which source you believe

- He developed the transsphenoidal approach for surgery of the pituitary gland

- He invented the macarena (just checking you're paying attention...)

- He identified and named the phenomena of hypopituitarism and hyperpituitarism


Yes... yes, that is a skull.

 So Mr Harvey Williams Cushing deserves our gratitude and respect. He has thoroughly earned the bewildering array of unpleasant medical things named after him, which include: Cushing's Syndrome, Cushing's Disease, Cushing's symphalangism (a.k.a. proximal symphalangism), Cushing's Reflex resulting in Cushing's Triad (a nervous system response to increase intracranial pressure), Cushing ulcer a.k.a. Rokitansky-Cushing Syndrome, Bailey-Cushing Syndrome (he had to share that one), the Cushing forcep and Cushing clip.

IMFW: Brain Injuries in Sport

An interesting story that has been popping up now and again for the last few months concerns brain injuries in the US NFL (National [American] Football League), so that's what we're focusing on in this week's Interesting Medical Fact of the Week.

American Football is obviously a high-contact sport, hence the crazy amounts of protective gear the players wear - including helmets. However, evidence has been mounting for some time that all this protective gear may not be enough.

Several high-profile former players have killed themselves in the last few years. Dave Duerson committed suicide in February 2011, after texting his family to request that his brain be donated to the NFL's "brain bank" - namely, the Centre for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy, which was set up by former athletes to investigate the long-term effects of the concussions suffered by sportspeople and military personnel.

The Centre focuses on studying chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), which is a progressive, degenerative disease of the brain. As early as the 1920s, there was recognition that this condition particularly affected boxers, but it now appears that it is also associated with repeated brain trauma (i.e. concussions or other head injury). Professional American football players, ice hockey players and those involved in sports such as wrestling, are particularly likely to sustain these kinds of injuries.

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy is a nasty illness. Much like Alzheimer's Disease, it involves the build-up of tau proteins in the brain, and the initial symptoms of memory loss, confusion, depression, and self-control problems eventually lead to full-blown progressive dementia with some symptoms of Parkinson's Disease.

When Duerson's brain was studied, researchers found that the repeated trauma to his head during his professional career appeared to have caused severe damage. One of the difficulties with chronic traumatic encephalopathy is that there can be a significant latency period between the original injuries and the appearance of recognisable symptoms; however, along with Duerson, many other former NFL players - and those involved in other high-contact sports - have been diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy after their deaths. Chris Henry, another American football player who died after falling from a moving vehicle, was the first player to be posthumously diagnosed with CTE while still active as a professional sportsman; but the earliest signs of the disease have even been found in the brain of an 18-year-old student athlete.

As well as Duerson, former professional footballers Junior Seau and Ray Easterling also recently committed suicide. Along with several other American football players, Easterling was involved in a class action lawsuit against the NFL over its handling of concussion-related injuries, which alleges that the NFL continuously denied any knowledge of a connection between NFL players sustaining repeated head injuries and the later development of dementia or CTE. In addition to this, another lawsuit was recently launched on behalf of over 100 former professional players, claiming that the NFL repeatedly denied the existence of any connection.

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy is a very rare disease, and one of the difficulties in researching it is that it can only be definitively diagnosed post mortem. But the work of the Centre for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy is already causing waves in the world of American football, and there have already been calls for changes to the game's regulations, effectively banning head contact from the game. The Centre's research is still ongoing, so whether that will actually happen remains to be seen.

But are those helmets enough?

If you're interested in this topic and would like to find out more, I recommend the Centre's very informative website, which also has a selection of case studies you can read about.

Happy Rare Disease Day 2012!

Happy Rare Disease Day 2012! Yes, it's that jolly time of the year again, when families across the globe gather together to celebrate the myriad exciting ways in which the human body can baffle trained physicians. This year is extra special, as the fifth international Rare Disease Day falls on the 29th February, the rarest calendar date of them all. The event focuses on extending solidarity, both between patients with different rare diseases, and with society at large.

I already have a rare disease (in fact, I technically have two: TSH-oma, and hypermobility syndrome, which is now classified as a subtype of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. But although my hypermobility causes joint pain, it also gives me nice soft skin, so I guess you have to take the rough with the unusually smooth). I am aware, however, that many of my more healthy readers may be feeling a little left out of the rare disease jamboree today.  Most rare diseases are genetic - and it's very difficult to know in advance whether you're harbouring the kind of genetic anomaly which will allow you to get better aquainted with the medical profession. So, in the interests of this year's Solidarity theme, and in case you really are that desperate to join in, I have prepared a list of my top four rare diseases that you don't need mad genes to develop. All you have to do is pick one, and get infected:

Top 4 Rare Non-Genetic Diseases

1. The Bubonic Plague
In the West, bubonic plague is now extremely rare, although the plague killed millions in the Middle Ages. Globally there are about 1000-3000 cases reported by the WHO every year. Modern antibiotics are an effective treatment if administered quickly.
Upside: This one has a pleasingly retro feel. There's nothing like walking into a conference of medieval scholars and announcing you've survived the Black Death.
Downside: Gangrene of the extremities, seizures, vomiting blood and extreme pain.
Will I die? Mortality is 1-15% in treated cases. In untreated cases, it can be up to 90%.
How do I catch it? Usually through being bitten by an infected flea.

2. Guinea Worm Disease (Dracunculiasis)
Warning: this disease is available for a limited time only.
A global eradication effort began in 1980. In 1986, guinea worm was endemic in 20 countries, with 3.5 million cases across the world every year. In 2011 only four countries were still endemic for guinea worm disease, with 1,060 cases globally.
Upside: If you time it right, you could be one of the last people in the world to have dracunculiasis. And there's got to be a certain number of TV interviews in that.
Downside: After catching it, guinea worm has an incubation period of a year before the worm starts to travel down through the leg, causing immense amounts of burning pain, fever, nausea and monitoring. It then emerges from the skin. There's no treatment and the only way to remove the metre-long worm is to wrap the live worm around a stick and slowly wind it out - a process which can take months. And frankly: eew.
Will I die? Unlikely. Risks are that the wound where the worm emerges may become infected, or if the worm is broken as it's being pulled out of the skin, it may putrefy inside the limb.
How do I catch it? Drink water contaminated by water fleas which are host to guinea worm larvae - still available in South Sudan, Ethiopia, Chad, and Mali!

3. Kuru (Laughing Sickness)
The last known sufferer of kuru died in 2005, so catching this one may be tricky. Kuru was an epidemic amongst the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea, due to their cannibalistic funeral practices, but unknown elsewhere. It's believed that the disease originated with an individual who spontaneously developed Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, a degenerative neurological disease caused by proteins called prions. When his or her body was consumed after death, the disease spread amongst the Fore, and there was a continuous cycle of new infections as sufferers were eaten after dying from the illness. Once cannibalism stopped, the disease began to die out, but because it can have a very long incubation period, new cases cropped up every now and again until 2005.
Upside: The last known sufferer died in 2005. A new patient would be a medical celebrity.
Downside: Everyone would know you're a cannibal. Oh, and you would slowly completely lose control of your body, develop severe tremors and emotional instability, become unable to speak or swallow, become incontinent, and acquire sores and necrotic ulcers.
Will I die? Yes. There is no cure. The good news is that you may have an incubation period of up to 40 years before symptoms develop. The bad news is that you will die about a year after that.
How do I catch it? You need to eat part of the body of someone with the disease (preferably the brain, if you can get it), or allow broken skin to come into contact with the blood or brain matter. Or you could inject yourself with it. But where's the fun in that?

4. Brain-eating Amoeba (Naegleria fowleri)
This is a nasty little unicellular parasite which is actually pretty common in warm, stagnant freshwater worldwide, but can invade the central nervous system via the nose, and then into the brain where it causes primary amoebic meningoencaphalitis.
Upside: You'd definitely make it into the local paper. Only 300 confirmed cases had ever been recorded in the medical literature by 2008.
Downside: Headache, vomiting, delirium, seizures and irreversible coma.
Will I die? Almost certainly. As of 2008 the in-hospital case fatality rate was 97%.
How do I catch it? Your best bet is swimming in infected water, or preferably by using a neti pot; weirdly, water that is safe to drink may not be safe to irrigate your nose with. But remember: the brain-eating amoeba has to get a long way up inside your nose before there's a chance of infection, so if at first you don't succeed, try again.

For more information on rare diseases in the UK: http://www.raredisease.org.uk/

Women With Acromegaly

After yesterday's post, I wanted to write about women with acromegaly,* as pretty much all of the pituitary adenoma sufferers I've identified so far have been men. In terms of acromegaly, I suppose that great height for a man may be seen as an advantage for certain roles as an actor or sportsman, and the physical symptoms of acromegaly - such as enlargement of the hands and feet, jaw, forehead and so on - are perhaps less likely to cause adverse comment in a man than a woman.

But I admit, I considered subtitling this post "Where The Hell Are You?" Women with acromegaly are seriously hard to find; the Wikipedia entry of "notable cases" of acromegaly lists thirteen sufferers, who are all male. It's true that male celebrities with gigantism are, in most cases, famous for roles which they play because of their height; like many actors with disabilities or conditions such as gigantism or dwarfism, casting directors or scouts are looking at their physical attributes first, and their acting talent second. Yet there is a fair list of men with acromegaly who are famous for their roles in TV or film, or for their sporting achievements - and there are even a few male acromegaly sufferers who are famous for something completely unrelated to their height, such as Kevin Aucoin, make-up artist and the historic Pio Pico, last governor of Mexican California.

Yet the only famous women with acromegaly that I've been able to track down so far are famous for their height alone; they are record holders, they might be interviewed for the newspapers, but they don't get the acting roles that great height opens up for their male counterparts. They're not on television playing unusually tall people; it seems as though such parts are for men only. They're not playing sport. There's no female Andre the Giant or Richard Kiel; and yet, when it comes to actors with dwarfism, there are well-known female actors out there, even if they are in smaller numbers than their male counterparts.

Gigantism caused by acromegaly is an extremely rare disease, don't get me wrong - even rarer than acromegaly which develops in adulthood. But it is just as likely to occur in women as in men - so why is it that some male sufferers are able to exploit their illness in a way in which female sufferers are not? The symptoms of acromegaly, especially that which develops in youth - great height, large jaw, big hands and feet - are debilitating, but they also closely correlate with traditional physical markers of masculinity; and they're diametrically opposed to feminine physical ideals. Do women with acromegaly suffer greater discrimination than men? I'd be interested to find out.

Women With Acromegaly

Tanya Angus
Tanya Angus is an activist who raises awareness about acromegaly in the United States. She does a pretty good job of it too; she's been interviewed on the Today Show, featured on ABC News, and even made it across the pond with a story in the Daily Mail. Tanya's acromegaly has proved impossible to control with pituitary surgery or medication, and consequently she's still growing at age 33 and 6'6". After her GP consistently failed to acknowledge that there could be anything wrong, she was diagnosed only by the time that her pituitary tumor had grown to the size of grapefruit. Whilst there was some success in reducing her hormone levels in 2010 using bumper doses of Somatuline, they appear to have been creeping back up again in 2011; and in a country where there's no National Health Service, her medications and hospital treatment are hugely expensive. She speaks about the difficulties that acromegaly brings for female sufferers; she is frequently referred to as "sir" and still receives abuse even in her home town.
See her website at http://www.tanyaangus.com/

Sandy Allen
Sandy Allen was the world's tallest woman before her death at the age of 53 in 2008. Sandy was 7' 7 1/2" - for comparison, currently the world's tallest man is Sultan Kösen at 8'3" - only 8 inches taller. In her later years, Allen was restricted to using a wheelchair to get about; many sufferers of acromegaly gigantism find that as they age, their legs and back are no longer able to support their height and weight. She made appearances on film and television, and aimed to educate children about the importance of accepting differences.

Sandy Allen

Svetlana Singh
Svetlana Singh is an Indian woman with gigantism caused by acromegaly; she was featured on a Channel Four documentary called The World's Tallest Woman And Me, although at 6'8" she is significantly smaller than the record holders. Married to a man who is 6'6", their child Karan was already 3'2" aged just ten months old. Svetlana was hoping to play netball for India at the Commonwealth Games in 2010, before a knee injury which failed to heal forced her to abandon a possible sporting career.

UPDATE: I've also written about famous people with pituitary adenomas here and here, and written specifically about famous people with Cushing's Disease.
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*What is acromegaly? It's a growth condition caused by a pituitary adenoma (tumor) which releases too much growth hormone - this site has a good explanation of the condition.

More Famous People With Lumps In Their Head.

So it turns out that by far my most popular post on this blog so far is the one entitled "Russell Watson, It's Not All About You". I don't know whether my readers just happen to have enduring personal grievances with Russell Watson, or are simply opera purists who object to his pop-operatic croonings. Or maybe it's something else.

So, I'm faced with a choice. In my relentless pursuit of pageviews, should I begin writing reams of personal abuse about Mr Watson, or simply continue to shine a spotlight on the other pituitary ademoaners of the world?

I choose the latter option, and not just because of Britain's vast and unyielding libel laws.*

And so, I present:

A Panoply of Pituitary Problems, or: More Famous People With Lumps In Their Head.

Once again I must apologise for the preponderance of people with acromegaly on this list! Acromegaly is an extremely rare illness, caused by a tumor on the pituitary gland which produces excessive growth hormone. However, acromegaly's symptoms are so visually striking that, especially if the illness occurs in childhood - when it will lead to massive growth in height (gigantism), as well as the growth of soft tissue and bone which occur in adult acromegaly - its sufferers are very visible. So-called "giants" are in demand for certain roles in the film and television industry, as well as certain sports where their height gives them an advantage. Consequently, it's relatively easy to find famous acromegaly sufferers, while celebrities who suffer from other kinds of pituitary adenoma may keep their diagnosis private.

I certainly think that it would be helpful if there were celebrities who were known to have Cushing's, or prolactinoma; it helps sufferers to feel that they're not alone, and emphasizes the fact that, while a pituitary adenoma can be a significant bloody nuisance, it's not the end of the world - and that there are plenty of other people going through the same problems.

Obviously I think it would be awesome if a famous person was known to have a TSH-oma/thyrotropinoma. But if that doesn't happen, well I guess I'll just have to step up to the celebrity line!**

Anyway, back to the point. Presenting:

Carel Struycken
Carel Struycken is an actor and an acromegaly sufferer; he stands seven foot tall. Born in the Netherlands in 1948, he's now 63 years old. You might recognise him from playing Lurch in the Addams Family films (click here for a picture!); he's also appeared in Star Trek: the Next Generation, Men In Black, and even Sargeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band. According to my trusty Wikipedia, he's interested in photography and the development of virtual reality systems. A pretty cool guy by all standards!

Richard Kiel
Richard Kiel is another well-known actor who suffers from acromegaly; his most famous role was as Jaws in the James Bond films. He's now largely retired, although he voiced a character in the animated film Tangled which came out in 2010, and he's written two books; one a memoir entitled Making It Big In The Movies, the second a historical novel co-authored with Pamela Wallace, about the life of Cassius Marcellus Clay, a 19th-Century abolitionist.

Scott Hamilton
Scott Hamilton, the Olympic gold medallist figure skater, is a craniopharyngioma sufferer. I've not previously mentioned craniopharyngiomas, but like pituitary adenomas they're a rare kind of benign pituitary tumour. They cause similar symptoms to pituitary adenomas; they can interfere with hormone production, although they will cause hormone deficits rather than overproduction of pituitary hormones, and they cause headaches and vision loss. They're most common in children and middle-aged adults; Scott Hamilton was diagnosed with craniopharyngioma aged 51. A remarkable guy, Hamilton won four consecutive World Championships and created Stars On Ice.

Hamilton's last performance on Stars On Ice

UPDATE: For those of you who just can't get enough of hearing about famous people with pituitary tumours, I've also written a post about famous people with Cushing's Disease, a post about famous women with acromegaly, my original post about Russell Watson that sparked this whole thing off, and my first post about famous tumourheads!
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*Russell Watson, I love you.

**Admittedly, I haven't quite worked out how I'll achieve fame. Through my own line of edible greetings cards? By streaking at the London Olympics? For my charitable work with walruses? Ideas on a postcard please.

Famous People with Cushing's Disease?

Being a blogger with a TSHoma (a.k.a. TSH-oma,* a.k.a. thyrotropinoma, a.k.a. a freak) has its pros and cons. On the plus side, as far as I can tell I have definitely found a niche in the market - no mean feat, given the number of enthusiastic and generally excellent blogs written by people with everything from diabetes to acromegaly. On the down side, there's none of that nice cosy caring and chit-chat over tea and lanreotide injections that you get from support groups with other people. People who understand how rubbish it is that your heart's going too fast/your hands have grown enormously/your nose just fell off. So being me, I have been ambling around the internet, happily barging into other people's support groups and demanding to be paid attention because I have a tumour on my pituitary gland too.

A little while ago I found the lovely Acromegaly Bloggers, and more recently bumbled across a blogging group for people with Cushing's disease, called Cushie Bloggers. People with Cushing's disease can at least console themselves with the fact that referring to themselves as "cushies" makes them sound incredibly cute and fluffy and generally charming.

But anyway, finding the blog and reading the experiences of some of the bloggers got me thinking: in an earlier post, I went on a hunt for famous people with pituitary adenomas. Obviously there were no cases of TSHoma/thyrotropinoma - that would be too much to hope for. But there's Russell Watson with his unspecified adenoma, and numerous celebs with acromegaly - even more than I included in my post, in fact: acromegalovelies are all over the shop, from Andre the Giant to Pio Pico.

But where are all the famous Cushing's sufferers?

I've found it difficult to find information specifically on the incidence** of Cushing's Disease, probably due in part to the fact that it's a subtype, as it were, of Cushing's Syndrome, accounting for about 70% of endogenous Cushing's syndrome cases. I have found the incidence of such new cases quoted as about 13 cases per million, so we're talking 9 new cases per million per year, compared to an incidence of 3 - 4 new cases of acromegaly per million, per year. So it is seemingly rather more common than acomegaly, although the massive tendency towards underdiagnosis of both illnesses (and TSH-omas as well) makes these rather shaky figures.

Given that it's relatively easy to find well-known figures suffering from acromegaly (even outside the field of sports, where young sufferers' large frames could be considered to give them an attractive advantage in sports like basketball or wrestling) and given that Cushing's is more common, you'd think it would be easier to find a celebrity with Cushing's. (You'd also expect to find people with prolactinomas, but I suspect that (particularly male) celebrities might prefer to generalise prolactinomas as "tumours" rather than publicly imply that they're leaking milk from their manboobs.) Celebrities diagnosed with Cushing's, on the other hand, are (I would have thought) surely be more likely to publicise their condition, to explain that any excess weight gain was not due to greed or laziness but a medical condition.

So where are they all? I've looked around the place and all I can find is a vague hint that Elvis may have had Cushing's syndrome (as distinct from the disease, Cushing's syndrome does not necessarily imply a pituitary tumour, but could be caused by steroid overdose or adrenal tumours etc). If true it would certainly be something of a PR coup for cushies, but one article in the Daily Mail is not much to go on. The Daily Mail seems to have a little bit of a penchant for Cushing's Disease (is there a sufferer amongst the editorial staff?) and I've also found an article suggesting that King Henry VIII may have had Cushing's Disease. Who knows? When it comes to historical figures, it's fun to speculate, but speculation is all it can remain.

The only - literally the only - modern-day sufferer I've found who comes close to the designation of "celebrity" is J. Jordan Bruns, an artist featured in this article - but he's not exactly a household name, lovely though his art is.

Come on cushies, come out from the woodwork!

UPDATE: If you're interested in reading about famous people who suffer from pituitary tumours, see my other posts looking at famous pituitary ademoaners here and here; my post about Russell Watson, the opera singer who had a pituitary tumour; or check out my post looking at famous women with acromegaly.
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*Never doubt the power of punctuation. If you search for the wrong one, Google will offer you Tshoki Tshoma's naked photos. Nice.

** I would prefer to write about prevalance but I've found it harder to find figures for that.

Russell Watson

I was originally going to make the title "Russell Watson: What You Got, Son?" but obviously, that would be stupid. So I decided not to mention it.

Ahem.

Anyway, today's post is (surprisingly) about international singing sensation and all-round famous guy Russell Watson. Ever heard of him? NOR HAD I.

But last year he popped up on an episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, which aired on the evening of the 2nd December. I had an important exam the next day, so obviously I was watching. Mr Watson mentioned that he had had a brain tumour. I, as yet undiagnosed,* thought nothing more of it, not least because the notorious buffoon Tim Westwood was hosting the show and I was quite busy despising him.

About a week later, I got the call from the hospital announcing that I had a pituitary adenoma. Russell Watson was far from my mind. But then one day, as I was waiting to collect a takeaway in my local Chinese, I began paging through their ancient and tattered copies of the Daily Mail** and came across a month-old article about the same Mr Watson and his second round of brain surgery for a "benign brain tumour".

So obviously I had to look it up. After a bit of searching, my suspicions were confirmed: Russell Watson's pituitary gland also enjoys cultivating adenomas in its spare time. I can't really say why knowing this made me feel better, but I guess it's just vaguely reassuring to know that there are other people out there. The poor guy had a particularly nasty case of the pituitary tumour as well, he's had two surgeries and radiotherapy, and the first surgery apparently had a knock-on effect to his pituitary function, something which so far I've been lucky enough to avoid.

 However, I would like to take this opportunity to glower at the British press for their woeful lack of precision when reporting on brain tumours. It seems that any distinction beyond that of "benign" and "cancerous" is completely beyond them. For anyone who knows their oligodendroglioma from their meningioma, and particularly for anyone trying to identify famous fellow tumourheads, it makes life rather challenging. Are the details of a diagnosis too much to ask for?

Also, while I don't mean to sound like a stalker who's read every article on the subject, I have to say that I particularly empathised with the last lines from with Russell Watson in this article: "Specialists repeatedly told him that he was only suffering from stress, to which he replied: 'The only thing that's stressing me is this pain in my head.'"

Just like all the years of me visiting various doctors complaining that my hair was falling out. And my heart was doing funny things. And I felt tired all the time.***

UPDATE: You may also be interested in further posts I've made about famous people with pituitary adenomas, which you can find here and here, and there's also this post specifically looking at famous people with Cushing's Disease and another post looking at the strange shortage of famous women with acromegaly when compared to their male counterparts.
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*Though admittedly in the realm of "we're pretty sure it's a pituitary adenoma. Because it's the only idea we have left".

** Oh god. I know. I'm so sorry. I'll never do it again.

***Any doctor treating me in future may be interested to know that if any symptom I may display is ever put down to "stress" again, I will not be held responsible for my actions. Of course, being accused of suffering from "stress" comes with the unfortunate Catch-22 that anyone repeatedly insisting that they're not bloody stressed looks exactly like a stressed-out mentalist. Le sigh.